"I'm not her, but my smile is A-OK and I have about a half dozen really good recipes to cook up those boneless skinless chicken breasts. I also read your expanded grocery list, and I like the cut of your jib. Proposal accepted?"

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Recipes and friendship are a good start, but pleased be advised I'd eventually require you to help me produce offspring to make my aging parents happy.

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I'll tell you what... If you agree to that, buy me a Yachtmaster Rolex, and get down on one knee in public, I'm all yours.

Want to make history? :)